Facts about men
What's the thinnest book in the world?
*What men know about women.
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
*He's breathing.
What do you call a man wth an IQ higher than 50?
*gifted
Why does men always have stupid looks on their faces?
*Because they ARE stupid!
What's the different between a man and ET?
*ET phoned home!
SHE WAS SO BLOND....
-she spent 20 min. staring at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate" on it.
-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"-"DON'T WALK"
-she sold her car for gas-money
-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occour around the home, she moved
Did I piss someone off now!? Come on - bring on the jokes!! Giggles..
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
*kremt* kødder du med oss blondiner, som faktisk utgjer ein del av din vennekrets?! hmmmhmmm... ;p
du bad om det!
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.
Hey :) Visste ikek du hadde blog - kule vitser! :D Håper du har hatt en fin sommer :) :)
Hei!
Du er utvalgt!
Les bloggen min for nærmere info ;)
Klem
Post a Comment