Sunday, June 24, 2007

jokes ;p

Facts about men

What's the thinnest book in the world?
*What men know about women.

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
*He's breathing.

What do you call a man wth an IQ higher than 50?
*gifted

Why does men always have stupid looks on their faces?
*Because they ARE stupid!

What's the different between a man and ET?
*ET phoned home!



SHE WAS SO BLOND....

-she spent 20 min. staring at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate" on it.

-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"-"DON'T WALK"

-she sold her car for gas-money

-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occour around the home, she moved

Did I piss someone off now!? Come on - bring on the jokes!! Giggles..

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

*kremt* kødder du med oss blondiner, som faktisk utgjer ein del av din vennekrets?! hmmmhmmm... ;p

Anonymous said...

du bad om det!

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Anonymous said...

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Julianna said...

Hei!
Du er utvalgt!
Les bloggen min for nærmere info ;)
Klem