jokes ;p

Facts about men

What's the thinnest book in the world?
*What men know about women.

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
*He's breathing.

What do you call a man wth an IQ higher than 50?
*gifted

Why does men always have stupid looks on their faces?
*Because they ARE stupid!

What's the different between a man and ET?
*ET phoned home!



SHE WAS SO BLOND....

-she spent 20 min. staring at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate" on it.

-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"-"DON'T WALK"

-she sold her car for gas-money

-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occour around the home, she moved

Did I piss someone off now!? Come on - bring on the jokes!! Giggles..

Words of wisdom...

It's no secret that fear is the biggest religion in the west..
Det er ingen hemmelighet at frykt er den største religionen i vesten..

-Fritt husket fra filmen "oh happy day"


Why do we fall? So that we learn how to get up again..
Hvorfor faller vi? For å lære oss å reise oss igjen..

-Fritt husket fra filmen "batman begins"

Ja.. nå er Katta og Karen dratt ut på eventyr!! Gjett om jeg kommer til å følge med i bloggen deres da!! For en utrolig tur de skal på! Noen skikkelig heldiggriser er de!! Her er linken til bloggen deres;

http://karenogkathrine.blogspot.com/


Søte Katta & Karen


Og her er linken til en søt filmsnutt om hvordan kvinner vil at menn skal være;

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=904023

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Ha en søt natt

This is a couple of links to pages that are written in Norwegian, so they won't be that interesting to english people..
Just so you know, this link http://karenogkathrine.blogspot.com/ , is to a blogpage two of my best friends are writing as they travel to Cuba, Mexico and America - lucky bitches!!! ; )

The 70's show

Nina and Øystein turned 30, and decided to have a theme party! What a great idea!! They went for a "The 70's show" theme.. And ofcos, that meant I had to go for something Hippie like.. what else!! Make love not war!!! hehe..